The Mrs. spent the weekend visiting her sister in Southern Ohio. She brought me back some food from Jungle Jim’s International Market in Cincinnati.
As the box says these are Bacon and Cheese Flavored Crickets. They had many different flavored crickets to choose from but the Mrs. knows what I like.
Many of the crickets were missing legs and antennae, they fell off after packaging though and are collected at the bottom of the wrapper, I will eat those last. They didn’t have a lot of taste to them, they had a light bacon and cheese flavor to them but overall they had a little bit of a nutty taste them. They had a nice crunch to them as well.
The next item is chocolate flavored candy with ants in it. It was white chocolate with chocolate drizzles and the little black things are the ants. I really couldn’t see or taste the ants but there was a bit of a crunch whenever I bit into one of them. These were pretty good, it just tasted like candy. The ants they used were also pretty tiny. I’ve eaten plain ants before, they don’t really have much of a taste to them at all.
The Mrs. also got me a loaf of banana bread, I am saving that for tomorrow. I didn’t take a picture of it because it didn’t contain any insects.
Beezin is something that kids today are into, apparently. It involves rubbing Burt’s Bees Lip Balm on your eyes to get high. Burt’s Bees contains peppermint oil which causes inflammation and burning sensations when it comes in contact with certain parts of your body. Supposedly this reaction makes you feel drunk or high when you get it in your eyes. But that is pretty stupid because you can cause permanent damage to your eyes if you keep using it.
Anyway, here is the weird way in which I almost tried Beezin. The Mrs. has a bottle of pure peppermint oil, you can by this stuff online (for now). It is a natural headache remedy, you put a few drops on your head and the scent is supposed to relieve headaches. You can also add it to your bath water for a relaxing effect. The Mrs. is also secretly really into Beezin (just kidding). So, I was adding some of this peppermint oil to the bathtub and I accidentally spilled some on my hands. She told me you could only add about 5 drops to the tub because if you put too much in you will feel like your skin is burning off. Like an idiot I touched my mouth after I spilled some of it on me and felt like my mouth was on fire for several minutes. I immediately washed my hands after that because I was afraid of getting it in my eyes, but apparently I also prevented myself from getting high like a bunch of preteens.
This is a Marvel Comics Punisher toy. The Punisher is more of a psychotic serial killer than a superhero so I’m not really sure why they make toys of him, plus all of the Punisher movies have been terrible. This toy just doesn’t make any sense. It is a Punisher action figure that transforms into a gun. He isn’t a robot, he doesn’t have any superpowers he is just a man that kills people with guns. I don’t understand why this toy transforms into a gun. I don’t know why the barrel of the gun looks like a giant penis and is located in his crotch. Plus when you transform him into a gun the barrel is aiming out of his ass and he doesn’t even resemble a gun, there is just so much wrong with this toy.
Taiwan just opened this restaurant which is supposed to be an educational restaurant that educates people about the sizes of penises and breasts around the world. It also has blow up dolls laying around that people can play with. There are also miniatures that explain how to engage in a threesome.
This video is amazing though.
It is pretty much the most awesome thing ever. Click the link to launch video.