Spider Orgy

Today The Mrs., Swedish Falcon, and Professor S the Magnificent, and I went to the park. We were going to walk on a trail but it started to thunder so we just walked around in circles near the main part of the park to avoid getting electrocuted. While we were walking we came across some kind of storage shed which had spiders all over the roof of it. The spiders were all clumped together like they were having some sort of sex orgy. They were all on top of each other and stuck to each other, it was gross. I wonder how they get themselves untangled from that mess once they are finished mating with each other. I have no idea if this is actually how spiders mate or if they were just having some kind of a party. The way they were all tangled together I wonder if they would pull their legs off when they get unstuck, it looked like a game of twister from hell.

We visited Jam Master J, Bumble Bee, and Harris at their house. Harris ignored us as usual, but he is still awesome. He has issues because I made him land on his head when he was a kitten now he has brain damage, but he is cute so it’s okay. We also saw their turtles Paco and Taquito who were taking a bath in their aquarium.

 Harris being cute.

The dingleberry has to get treated for fleas. We have to take off his collar and apply Advantage to the back of his neck. He is going to be naked! Oh no! He’s not going to like getting his flea treatment but it’s for the best because we don’t want fleas infesting our new apartment. Speaking of the apartment, I learned that cats are not allowed in the pool area, there goes my hopes of teaching the dingleberry to swim this summer.