There are lots of costumes for freaks that like to dress up their cats in costumes, myself included. But there are some pet costumes that are just awful, some of these are just downright disturbing. Stripper Costume For Dogs It is a male stripper costume. This would be OK if it were marketed as a [...]
Archive for October, 2011
Worst Halloween Costumes For Pets
Posted in Randomness, tagged catholic schoolgirl dog outfit, dog halloween costumes, humor, pet halloween costumes, slave leia dog costume, stripper dog, village people dog costumes, weird, worst pet costumes ever, wtf on October 31, 2011 | 4 Comments »
Kids Have Some Crappy Costume Ideas
Posted in Randomness, tagged bad costumes, clone troopers with lightsabers, girls in slutty halloween costumes, halloween, humor, kids with stupid costumes, sexy mario and luigi, slutty costumes, slutty mario and luigi on October 30, 2011 | 2 Comments »
Today I was passing out candy at my Mother-in-Laws house because nobody ever comes to our apartment to get candy, plus it’s a busier neighborhood. Most kids were wearing the same store-bought costumes that were popular last year. There were tons of Transformers, fairies, Star Wars, Ninja, and superhero costumes. What bothered me the most [...]
Awkward Halloween Costumes For Couples (That Should Never Be Worn By Anyone)
Posted in Randomness, tagged awful costumes, bad decisions, baker and oven, blow up dolls with no genitals, construction workers, homosexuals, humor, jabba the hutt, key and keyhole, matador and bull, plug and socket, princess leia gold bikini, sexy poacher, sexy swat team, slave leia, stupid couples costumes on October 29, 2011 | 1 Comment »
I have found some of the most awkward Halloween costumes for couples. I don’t know why any self-respecting couple would go out in public wearing any of these. Slave Princess Leia and Jabba the Hutt I have no problem with the Slave Leia outfit, I LOVE it when girls wear these out in public. But [...]
I Hate The Self Checkout Machines At Acme
Posted in Randomness, tagged checkout machines are lame, checkout machines are stupid, checkout machines at acme are retarded, humor, I hate robots, microsoft sucks, robots are stupid, windows sucks on October 27, 2011 | 3 Comments »
So I went shopping at Acme today and though that it would be faster to use the self-checkout instead of waiting in line for a cashier because each line had tons of people in it. I was wrong, it took freaking forever to scan the items, why? Because the stupid robot is a piece of [...]
Terrible Action Figures
Posted in Randomness, tagged awful toys, charred uncle owen and aunt beru, disturbing products for kids, dumb star wars toys, ET light up finger, et sex toys, fisto, he man, humor, masters of the universe, moss man, obsessive compulsive, OCD, samurai Darth Vader, stinkor, stupid toys on October 26, 2011 | 2 Comments »
I have found some of the worst action figures ever made, some are lame while others are just plain retarded. Unfortunately I have owned some of these in the past. Charred Owen Lars and Aunt Beru from Star Wars Remember in the first Star Wars when Luke Skywalker’s aunt and uncle get murdered by stormtroopers [...]
What If Batman and The Joker Were An Old Lesbian Couple?
Posted in Randomness, tagged batman, coedmagazine, dildo gun, dildos, disturbing, humor, lesbians, the joker, what if batman and the joker were an old lesbian couple on October 25, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
Here is a link to my latest coedmagazine article: http://coedmagazine.com/2011/10/25/funny-wtf-batman-joker-lesbian-couple/
Stupid Tattoos On Stupid People Who Paid For Stupid Tattoos
Posted in Randomness, tagged ALF, awful tattoos, bad decisions, herpes, hooker with a penis, humping unicorns, karate kid with plants growing out of her face, mexican christopher walken, pickles with herpes, stupid tattoos, transvestites, wasting money on October 23, 2011 | 7 Comments »
I got on the computer and looked at the Fox 8 news site and it had a gallery of pictures of bad tattoos. I decided to steal a bunch of them and post them on my blog with creative descriptions. Enjoy, bitches: I can’t tell if this is supposed to be a Mexican, African American, [...]
My Article On Coedmagazine: The Most Inappropriate Times To Go Shirtless In Public
Posted in Randomness, tagged awesomeness, coedmagazine, coedmagazine.com, humor, most inappropriate times to go shirtless in public, shirtlessness on October 19, 2011 | 3 Comments »
I am a contributing writer for www.coedmagazine.com and they posted one of my articles today. You can view it here: http://coedmagazine.com/2011/10/19/funny-wtf-social-etiquette-guide-shirtless-public/