Here is the definitive list of the best celebrity deformities:
Megan Fox has toe-thumbs
Was she born with toes for thumbs or was she in a bizarre accident and lost both of her thumbs and had to have her toes surgically grafted in their place? The world may never know. Although I think I saw pictures where she had all of her toes so maybe they are cadaver toes.
I’d still hit it
Vince Vaughn has a penis shaped thumb
He was in a car wreck and lost part of his thumb, now it’s shaped like a penis with a fingernail, it would be cool if he could pee out of it.
Morgan Freeman has a dead hand
He was in a car accident a few years ago and now his hand is paralyzed and he has it wrapped up or covered with special gloves. It is unknown whether or not he does “the stranger” with his dead hand.
Shia Lebeouf has a crushed hand
He was driving drunk and wrecked his car and crushed his hand, poor baby.
Denzel Washington has a crooked finger
He broke it, didn’t go to the doctor and it healed wrong. Typical man.
Kate from Kate’s Playground has a hoof foot
OK, she’s really not a “celebrity” but in the early 2000′s your email or computer was probably spammed by links to pictures of her naked. Well she was always naked except for one of her feet which was always mysteriously covered. I happened to find a picture of her somewhat clothed (harder than you think) which shows her hoofed foot. There are pictures where you can see it better but I’m not posting them because she’s even more naked than she is below, but you can find them easily. Chances are you have seen them already.
Look at my boobs not my deformed foot!
This is the worst post ever!
You accidentally wrote “worst” instead of “best”. Just an FYI.
Shut up honey, you have awesome blogs most nights, but this sucked, must be because you pretty much worked a double yesterday. I expect better tomorrow night.
I’m disgusted, but I like it. Hope that ‘proof of hoof’ didn’t cost you too much.
I can’t imagine touching myself to a picture where they didn’t edit out the redeye.
Radar from “Mash” had only 2 fingers on one hand or something.