Alright, I know I posted an awful sex toy post before, but I have found some even more disgusting and most bizarre things that people can buy to pleasure themselves with.
If you have a weak stomach you might want to turn around right now.
Still got your attention? Good.
Of course the first one had to come from Japan
Not completely sure what this is supposed to be, looks kind of like a fake slushy that you put your penis in that has a cartoon character in a bikini on the front of it.
Various Feet Sex toys
I know there are people out their with foot fetishes but seriously? These look more like Halloween decorations.
Then there is this foot that has a fake vagina on the bottom of it.
Oral sex light
Do you really want a good look at what’s going on down there? Really? Might be useful if you want to read a book while you’re down there, in case you get bored or something.
Butt plug with a tail
Not only can you stick something uncomfortable up your butt, you can stick something uncomfortable up your butt that makes you look like you just shoved a small animal up your rectum.
Whatever the fuck this thing is
Ever wondered what having your dick sucked by Robocop would be like? Me neither.
Vampire mouth in a can
I don’t care how much you like Twilight, this just isn’t sexy or look comfortable in anyway.
Barack Obama shaped dildo
That looks pretty uncomfortable and I am kind of baffled by the fact that the president’s body morphs into a pair of testicles at the bottom.
A dick that you wrap around your chin
If I was a girl I would totally be too busy laughing at how ridiculous you look with that thing to get any sexual gratification out of it.
A pair of boobs with a vagina in the middle
Ok, that is just creepy.
Shower Head (clever name, I know, I just made it up too)
Now you can pretend that you are getting oral sex from a decapitated head while you take a shower! Awesome!
A mannequin head with a vagina in it’s neck
If the thing above wasn’t weird enough for you, check out this one.
The Piggy Wiggly
A vibrator that looks like a pigs head with two giant penises growing out of it. If you buy this for your girlfriend and she does not automatically break up with you on the spot and actually lets you use this abomination on her, put a ring on that bitch!
A gimp mask with a vagina for eyes
I can only imagine how uncomfortable it would feel to be fucked between the eyes while wearing this thing. In other news, I know what I am wearing for Halloween next year. Trick or Treat, bitches.
Yes, I know that all of these pictures were taken from a recent post on regretfulmorning.com But I added my own witty comments and mentioned them in the post so it technically isn’t plagiarism.