There are plenty of Christmas movies out there, some good, some bad, some that is worse than getting a box of week old diarrhea in your stocking. These movies fit somewhere in-between those categories. I have actually sat through these movies, I know just how terrible they are. Santa With Muscles Santa Claus is played [...]
Archive for December, 2011
The Worst Christmas Movies Ever Made
Posted in Randomness, tagged charlie brown christmas, home alone 3, hot, hulk hogan, humor, jack frost, jingle all the way, santa claus conquers the martians, santa claus the movie, santa with muscles, sexy, shannon elizabeth nude scene, the chick that got naked in american pie being raped by a snowman, worst christmas movies on December 30, 2011 | 2 Comments »
Back After Recuperating From Christmas
Posted in Randomness, tagged awesome gifts, getting attacked with a machete, got a new job, humor, star wars body wash, xbox 360 on December 28, 2011 | 4 Comments »
I gave you a few days to recover after the DingleBerry Rock video debut (and my off-key singing, and possible ear-bleeding that it may have caused). I know you want to hear what I got for Christmas.: I got candy, beer, coffee, bedsheets, a monkey snuggie, video games, Star Wars Body wash that smells just [...]
Dingleberry Rock
Posted in Randomness, tagged awful singing, butchering christmas classics, dingleberry rock, horrible videos, humor, limp cats, singing off key on December 24, 2011 | 1 Comment »
Here is my new song for the Holidays, it is titled “Dingleberry Rock”. Look for it to be released on my new album coming soon! I love how my cat is totally limp the entire video.
Worst Invention Of The Internet Age: Captchas Best Invention: Hungover Owls Calendar
Posted in Randomness, tagged awesome calendars, captcha, captchas are the devils creation, captchas suck ass, computer generated bullshit, humor, hungover owls 2012 calendar on December 23, 2011 | 2 Comments »
Don’t get me wrong here, I understand why the technology exists. I know that it is to prevent spambots and other software to automatically have access to your private information and to keep them from creating numerous accounts and other stupid things. Then why do captchas completely fucking suck? I am glad you asked. 1. [...]
I Am Proud Of My Gay Cat
Posted in Randomness, tagged awesome cat toys, Cats, cats having gay sex, cats with pink feather boas, coitus, feather boas, gay cats, humor, i love my gay cat on December 22, 2011 | 1 Comment »
My cat, Rowan Fitzgerald (the dingleberry) is gay, he has been for as long as I’ve known him. He used to hump our now deceased male cat, Riley, all the time, until his untimely death 2 years ago. So anyway, The Mrs. and I went out to Pet Supplies Plus and found the most awesome [...]
So, I Got A Genius Tablet For My Birthday…Drawing Battle!
Posted in Randomness, tagged chupacabra, dog fly and chupacabra combination, dogs, drawing battle, drawing dogs, genius tablet, humor, polls, randomness, stupid polls on December 20, 2011 | 3 Comments »
I got the genius tablet from my in-laws on for my birthday last week. I have done some drawings for the blog already. Today Professor S The Magnificent came over and wanted to try it out. He drew a dog, so I decided that I would draw one as well and then we would see [...]
Today I Built The Greatest Gingerbread House You Will Ever See
Posted in Randomness, tagged baby jesus, Christmas parties, crucified ninja turtles, elmo jesus, fred the peeping tom, gingerbread houses, humor, peeping toms with no arms, penis chimney, raphael the ninja turtle crucified on the rooftop on December 18, 2011 | 1 Comment »
Today I went to a Christmas party over at Bumblebee and Jam Master J’s house. There was lots of good food and then we had a gingerbread house contest. The pictures are below, the gingerbread house was kind of complicated and I have to explain a lot of it. Oh yeah, the Mrs. and Bumblebee [...]
I Have Finally Recovered From A Devastating Illness And Am Able To Blog Again
Posted in Randomness, tagged don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining, flu shots give you the flu, flu vaccine is conspiracy, humor, judge judy, randomness, the CDC is screwing you out of money on December 17, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
I have not posted for the last 3 days because I have been incapacitated by the flu, which I am not 169% sure is a conspiracy. How is the flu a conspiracy you ask? You have no idea what can of worms you have just opened by asking that question that I just asked and [...]
Bill Gates Is An Evil Troll Whose Soul Resides Inside Your PC (Unless you use Apple)
Posted in Randomness, tagged bill gates crashes your computer when you watch porn, bill gates is a troll, bill gates is the lawnmower man, bill gates is watching you poop, bill gates lives inside your computer, humor, internet explorer is the worst browser ever invented on December 14, 2011 | 2 Comments »
I am beginning to believe that Bill Gates no longer exists in a physical form. I don’t know of anyone who has seen him in the last decade. I think he is like the guy in the “Lawnmower Man” and has uploaded his mind on the internet to make everyone who uses Microsoft Products to [...]
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