Monkeys With Guns

I think I have pretty much exhausted the internet’s “cats with guns” pictures so now it’s time to start with my second favorite animal holding firearms. Now time for some monkeys with guns, bitches!

Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?

 

Alright, now I want you to go up in that motherfucker, get the money and get out, if anybody moves, shoot them in the face.

 

What do you mean this isn’t a real gun? I got a butt full of real feces and you are about to get a face full of it!

 

I am the most lethal baboon on the planet, now I got to do is figure out how to get out of this leash.

 

I hate this guy so goddamn much. “Look at the cute little monkey with the gun” he says. See how cute I am when you’re bleeding to death in the street.

 

Put down the banana and walk away. Oh, and change my diaper while you’re at it, I just pooped a little.

 

It’s OK, I got this!

 

Who really shot JFK

 

Prepare to die, Mr. Bond.

 

Of course you can have this gun, you can have all the guns.