So, the Mrs. and I are going out of town for a few days this weekend since I got 4 days off from work because they changed my schedule and it will probably be the last time I get that many days off in a row for awhile. I got the suitcase out of the closet and before I could even begin packing, the cat jumped on top of the suitcase and sat on it, plus he went totally limp which made it even more difficult for me to get him off of it so that I could pack it. Then as soon as I got all of my clothes packed in it and shut the lid, what happens? He squeezes into the suitcase before I zip it shut and climbs inside of it, then I had to peel him off of my clean clothes I just packed. Why are cats so obsessed with suitcases? Is it because he doesn’t want us to leave or are cats just obsessed with large containers that you put things in? Or is it because it is something that is only taken out once every few months which makes it new and exciting? I’m guessing it is a combination of everything.

Look at him, he just plopped down on it and look how comfortable he is, it looks like he has been sitting there for hours.

OMG it’s a suitcase! If I wore pants I would totally be shitting them right now!

I am pretty excited for my trip, but apparently I am not even half as excited as The Dingleberry is about sitting on the goddamn suitcase.