I am spending the next 4 days in Oxford Ohio, where the University of Miami (Ohio) is located, it is about an hour from Cincinnati. Swedish Falcon and Professor S the Magnificent bought a house here for my sister-in-law to stay in when she stars her master’s degree next month. The Mrs. and I were invited to stay here and look over the place for a few days. It is a really nice place, has 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, a 3 story deck, and a hot tub. Other than the radio that randomly turns itself on, it has been pretty awesome. It was about a 4 hour drive to get down here and there were plenty of sites to see on the trip. I saw a dead raccoon, a dead possum, 4 dogs, and about 30 cows, plus a shirtless drifter and a shirtless dude in a garden with some awkward apparatus strapped around his torso. Got to love Ohio. I know what you’re thinking, “how do you know that guy was a drifter”? He looked like one, he was totally out of place and looked like someone who played by his own rules, plus he had a backpack. And I am pretty sure that if I had asked him what he was carrying in that backpack he would have said: “shirts”. Now that is a pretty good place to keep a shirt, you know where a better place is? On your goddamn body! Fucking drifters. No man should ever go around shirtless with a a backpack, there is just something wrong about that.

Unless you’re Norman Reedus, Norman Reedus always gets a ride, cause he’ll shoot you with a goddamn crossbow.