I just found out a few minutes ago that today was National Orgasm Day. I always find these things out at the last minute, just like when I found out that May was National Masturbation Month at the end of the month. Although, after doing some research it appears that there are at least 2 other “National Orgasm” Days this year so I can celebrate them in a more timely fashion, time to break out the Ewok porn.
Speaking of orgasms, I finally watched The Dark Night Rises yesterday so I was probably one of the last people on the planet to see it, but it was fucking awesome. Although I am not really the best person to review Batman movies because I left the theater after watching Batman & Robin thinking that it was fucking awesome, even with bat nipples and Arnold Schwarzenegger’s horrible Mr. Freeze puns.