Tomorrow The Mrs. is making me run a 5k through a Cleveland cemetery, the only upside is I get to go out for breakfast afterwards and ingest all the calories I just burned off in the form of pancakes and bacon.
In other news, I have been trying to grow a goatee for the last week, it is getting long enough that I am able to stroke it. I like to sit around stroking it and acting like I am a professor in deep thought. Something doesn’t sound right about that last sentence. Anyway, check out my manly goatee that is 60% grown in and has a reddish tint to it even though the rest of my hair is brown.
The only downside is that if my evil doppelganger from another dimension shows up, nobody will be able to tell which one of us is the evil one. I love obscure Star Trek references, anyway that is a trick question because I am the evil one.
I just realized something! Leonard Nimoy plays an evil alternate-dimension traveling scientist on Fringe and he doesn’t have a goatee on that show. Next season he better peel off the lower half of his face and reveal that he has been harboring a goatee all along, that would be the ultimate plot twist.