Yesterday The Mrs. and I were watching Ancient Aliens on the History Channel. If you have ever seen the show you probably instantly think of Giorgio Tsoukalos, one of the experts featured on the show who has the most awesome hairdo that ever existed:
Then I started wondering how does one actually become an expert on ancient aliens? So I started to do some research and apparently he started out as a professional bodybuilding promoter, WTF?! Really, he was a successful promoter in the bodybuilding field for many years and was actually pretty normal looking:
This got me thinking, one of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s first movies was Predator, where he was a marine under attack by…an Alien!! Now it all makes sense! Everything seems to have changed for Giorgio after this. He dropped out of the professional bodybuilding world and started publishing Legendary Times Magazine which is a magazine all about ancient aliens.
He also is director of of the Center for Ancient Astronaut Research and is a co producer of Ancient Aliens on the History Channel. No information is actually known why or how he became an expert on ancient aliens, but it probably involved smoking a lot of pot. The pictures of him wearing a suit with the haircut are pretty hilarious, but when in street clothes he looks almost normal with that hair. However I think that the hair is part of his fame.
But add the crazy hair…
I don’t care if you believe that ancient astronauts killed the dinosaurs and repopulated the Earth and visited our planet to have sex with our women and mutilate our cows and build pyramids in shit. (All of that stuff TOTALLY happened by the way) But you have to agree that Giorgio Tsoukalos is the Casanova of Alien experts on the History Channel.