A few weeks ago I went to World Market and saw this really creepy hat. I took a picture of it with my phone but unfortunately the picture was lost, however there was a picture on their website so I can still share it with you.
I have seen this look on a raccoon’s face before, it is the look that Mr. Rabies, the raccoon that lives in the dumpster at my apartment complex, gives me whenever I throw something away in the middle of the night. IT scares the crap out of me every time to the point where I throw the garbage in the dumpster then run away to my apartment and close my door and lock it like raccoons are capable of opening doors. I know it probably isn’t the same raccoon since I have seen it multiple times in the passed couple years. I am pretty sure at least one or two of the original Mr. Rabies have been crushed inside the garbage truck and had their decaying corpses tossed into the landfill and are mixed in with the rest of the garbage where they will rot for all eternity. But they keep showing up and I am pretty sure they all share the same fate, this hat should be thrown into the dumpster and crushed and put in a landfill as well, preferably mixed in with a pile of rabid raccoon corpses.
Today, I went to Ikea, sadly I did not purchase any furniture that required assembly by following a bunch of nonsensical instructions. Although I did buy some things with weird made-up sounding Swedish names. But the most interesting thing I saw was in the bathroom. They have a water saving toilet with a dual-function handle. But what baffles me is the instructions: