Daily Inspirational Quotes

My wife has posted an inspirational quote at the end of every blog post she has written on her personal web site: Bariatric Beginnings

This gave me the idea to post some of my favorite inspirational quotes of all time. Here they are in no particular order:

“I am become Death, Destroyer of worlds” – Bhagavad Gita

“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.” Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson) Pulp Fiction

“If it ain’t another ho that I gots ta fuck with, gap teeth in ya mouth so my dick’s gots to fit” – Dr. Dre

“This is not Nam, this is Bowling. There are rules” – Walter Sobchak (John Goodman) The Big Lebowski

“Into the mind of a maniac
Doomed to be a killer
Since I came out the nutsac
I’m in a murderous mindsate
With a heart full of terror
I see the devil in the mirror
BUCK BUCK, Lights out
Cause when I get my sawed off
Niggaz get hauled off [Ice Cube:] haha barrel one
Touches your motherfuckin flesh [Ice Cube:] barrel two
Shoots your fuckin heart out your chest
You see I’m quick to let the hammer go click
On my Tec-9 so if you try to reck mine
Fool it’s your bed time
Feel the blast of the chocolate bomber
Infra red aimed at your head
Like your name was Sarah Conner
Decapitatin I ain’t hesitatin
To put you in the funderal home
With a bullet in your dome
I’m hot like lava
You got a problem?
I got a problem solver
And his name is revolver
It’s like a deadly game of freeze tag
I touch you with a 44 mag
And your frozen inside a boddy bag
Nobody iller
Than this graveyard filler
Cap peeler
Cause I’m a Natural Born Killa” – Dr. Dre & Ice Cube

“These aren’t the droids you’re looking for” – Obi Wan Kenobi

“Drunk driving a tank, rolling over a bank, cops see me and faint” – D12

“Rectum? Damn near killed em!” – Unknown

“Not the bees! Not the bees! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH They’re in my eyes” – Nicolas Cage in The Wicker Man

“Nickelback sucks” – Everyone

“Y’all niggaz remind me of a strip club, cause everytime you come around, it’s like (what) I just gotta get my dick sucked” – DMX

“So whatever it is you puffin on that got you think that you Superman I got the Kryptonite, should I smack him with my dick and the mic?” – DMX

“I would kick you in the vagina but I am afraid that I would lose my shoe”

“Atheism: because your bullshit doesn’t make any fucking sense”

“I don’t like morning people, or mornings, or people.

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”- George Carlin


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