I am awesome. I have a cat named Rowan that gets dingleberries on his butt because he has a furry ass. That is all.
The Dingleberry
-
Recent Posts
-
Top Posts & Pages
- Monkeys With Guns
- Fat Cats
- So...Apparently My Little Pony Porn Is A Thing...
- The Magic School Bus Promotes Insanitary Conditions and Entering Children's Rectums Via Public School Transportation
- May Is National Masturbation Month: Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap
- Worst Habits To Have
- The Best Celebrity Deformities
- Cats With Weapons
- Being Snowed In Makes One Get Cabin Fever And Filled With Murderous Rage (Minus The Murderous Rage Part)
- More Weird Sex Toys That Should Never Have Existed
-
Recent Comments
Tags
annoying commercials awkward boners bad acting batman bdsm bitchin kitchen books bros Cats coedmagazine cooking channel crazy cats creepy old guys douchebags entertainment fire lane fringe funny goodwill hillshire farms commercials humor idiots incest john travolta Katy Perry laziness lazy cats Leprechaun lord of the rings movies Nickelback sucks OCD parking violations pugs random randomness rednecks Star Wars stupid stupid cats sylvester stallone twilight vampires white trash Wilford Brimley cat
Awesome Blog (Professor S)
Ok, that’s funny. And guy’s who like cats are awesome.
Mine too! LOL I have to clean him too…
what the heck is a dingleberry?!
LOL!!! Cat wipes! I have to use them (ew)
i watched a dingleberry-assed cat for a friend. i took some scissors i didn’t care about and waited until he was lazily sleeping on the floor -which didn’t take long cuz he was fat and lazy, hence the uncleaned ass fur- and then i snipped off his shitty fur. it didn’t build back up again for months! and that scissors became a one-duty scissors only.
Scrounge cat two has a dingleberry issues. I don’t let him sit on my lap.
I’ve nominated you for the Versatile Blogger award
It can be found on my blog x
I came to tell you I’ve nominated you for the versatile blogger award, but I see someone else just did as well. No matter, I think your site is funny as hell.
I can’t believe I’m reading this blog first thing in the morning before the coffee is even ready. It’s that good.
He he…you said dingleberry! I did laugh out loud.
Hilariously witty thoughts! And real ones at that! Thanks for sharing.
Hi
I’ve really enjoyed reading your blog and have therefore nominated you for the Liebster and Versatile Blogger Awards. You can learn more about the details here:
http://awildernesswithin.wordpress.com/2012/04/13/138/
It is an honor just to be nominated.
Hey! I love your blog and have nominated you for a Kreativ Blogger award. The post is here: http://bariatricbeginnings.com/2012/04/18/kreativ-blogger-award/. Keep up the awesome work!!!
Very creative and humorous blog! I read through a bunch of your posts late last night and was laughing hysterically! You have a wonderfully demented sense of humor. Thank You for making life a little lighter. I look forward to reading more!