This toy is called You Can Shave the Baby, it’s a baby doll with oddly placed body hair that you can apparently shave off. The doll has a strange hair helmet that is an unnatural orange color. It also has a pair of suspenders growing out of its armpits. It also has a lot of pubes for a baby, along with an strange growth of hair on it’s ankles. If anyone had a baby that had this amount of hair growing out of it you are probably either a meth addict or have been screwing around with your first cousin.
One of my favorites would have to be Baby Glutton, it is a breast-feeding baby doll. This thing is just creepy and disturbing. It comes with a halter top with magnetic heart shaped nipple things on it so that it can pretend to breast feed. Actually, I don’t think I want to add either of these toys to my collection. They would probably creep out anyone who came into my house, and just owning them would probably put me on some kind of list with the FBI.Something I would like to own, however are the stuffed STDs, even if The Clap doesn’t look very realistic to me. The Chlamydia doll is actually kind of cute, that’s a pretty name Chlamydia, I would like to call my future daughter that, well at least if it wasn’t the name of a venereal disease.
I love this Buzz Lightyear cup too, not sure what is so wrong about it but it is making me thirsty.
Now it is time for the weekly bro update. The Mrs. recently joined Four Square last night and searched for locations near our house. One of the locations is one of the apartments next to ours where a group of bros live. There apartment is titled the “Daddy Pad” and someone commented on it with a tip: “lookout for homosexual antics”. Not that there’s anything wrong with being a homosexual.
The dingleberry now has his collar back and now he’s not running around the house nude anymore. Yay!