Now I thought that I was lame for buying my cat a pet bed that matched the comforter on my bed, but then I looked around for some fancier beds on the internet and now I don’t feel so bad. Unfortunately his luxurious cat bed looks like a steaming pile of feces next to [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Cats’
Fancy Cat Beds For Spoiled Freeloading Cats
Posted in Randomness, tagged Cats, cats are freeloading bastards, cats eating flowers then getting the squirts, fancy cat beds, gay cats, humor, i love my gay cat, pink Malibu dream car cat bed, pink teacup princess cat bed, random, spoiled cats on May 16, 2012 | 5 Comments »
Welcome To Litterdome, Bitch
Posted in Randomness, tagged bionaire odor grabber litterbox, cat feces, cat poop, Cats, cheesy austrailian post-apocalyptic action movies from the 80's, humor, litter robot, litterbox with stairs, litterboxes, litterdome, mad max beyond thunderdome, mel gibson, morbidly obese cats, petsmart, pointless usage of the word bitch, random, tina turner on May 2, 2012 | 1 Comment »
The Mrs. and I went to Petsmart again to look at the morbidly obese cats and to get a new litterbox. We had one of those self cleaning litterboxes for a couple years but it was impossible to clean the fecal remnants out of which were jamming up the inner workings so we decided to [...]
My Cat Likes Princess Balloons
Posted in Randomness, tagged Cats, cats attacking balloons, cats vomiting up ribbon at 6 in the morning, dead bugs in human ears, feminine male cats, humor, mary kay, pink feather boas, princess balloons, random on March 22, 2012 | 2 Comments »
The Mrs. recently became a consultant for Mary Kay, a fellow “team member” gave her some balloons to congratulate her for joining. One of the balloons said princess on it and was shaped like a crown. The dingleberry has been obsessed with this balloon ever since she brought it home. This balloon is very fitting [...]
Why Do Cats Puke All Over The Carpet?
Posted in Randomness, tagged caffeine dependence, cat memes, Cats, cats puking on the carpet, humor, morning drowsiness, pepcid, pretending that you don't notice the cat threw up, random, reckless driving, waking up tired in the morning, whiny cats, why do cats puke on the carpet on March 21, 2012 | 2 Comments »
This morning I woke up to the sound of my cat puking all over the carpet. It was 20 minutes until my alarm clock was supposed to wake me up, so not only did I miss 20 minutes of precious sleep, I also had to get out of bed and attempt to clean up feline [...]
I Am Proud Of My Gay Cat
Posted in Randomness, tagged awesome cat toys, Cats, cats having gay sex, cats with pink feather boas, coitus, feather boas, gay cats, humor, i love my gay cat on December 22, 2011 | 1 Comment »
My cat, Rowan Fitzgerald (the dingleberry) is gay, he has been for as long as I’ve known him. He used to hump our now deceased male cat, Riley, all the time, until his untimely death 2 years ago. So anyway, The Mrs. and I went out to Pet Supplies Plus and found the most awesome [...]
Cats With Guns
Posted in Randomness, tagged Cats, cats with guns, humor, that's right cats with motherfucking guns on November 22, 2011 | 4 Comments »
The day has finally come where cats have learned to use firearms, we are all completely doomed. This thanksgiving humans are going to be the turkeys and cats are going to be making the cranberry sauce. This is exactly why I don’t have any guns in the [...]
So Apparently Animals In Formal Attire Is Popular
Posted in Randomness, tagged ascots, Cats, cocks that rock your socks, crazy cats, douchebags, entertainment, fancy cocks, funny, humor, monacle, random, randomness, sarah palin is a bitch, stupid cats, top hats on November 7, 2011 | 2 Comments »
I was on the internet today and I found a weird site called Turtles In Ascots which is exactly what it sounds like. I decided to Google Image Search to see if I could find other animals in formal wear. Here are the fruits of my labor: [...]
More Stupid Cats In Stupid Costumes
Posted in Randomness, tagged baby pug, cat fashion show, cat party, catnip, Cats, cats in stupid costumes, cats that are going to murder their owners, darth vader cat, humor, miserable cats, star wars cat, stupid cats, yoda cat on October 12, 2011 | 1 Comment »
I know I just posted cats in costumes a couple days ago. You think I’m running out of blog ideas? You know what? Shut up. Here’s some cats: I can’t tell if he’s trying to make me look gangsta or like a kid from “A Christmas Story”. Either way he failed miserably Not only did [...]
Pork and Beans
Posted in Randomness, tagged baptism, bite me t shirt, biting people's nuts off, Cats, church, exorcisms, fangs, holy water, inappropriate church attire, old pictures, pork and beans, priests, snow, vampires, weird cat behavior on August 24, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
I have been going to the in-law’s house this week to check on their cat while they are on vacation. Their cat, Muffin, is usually antisocial and runs away whenever people come near her, and she always seems like she’s about to bite somebody’s nuts off. However, today she actually let me pet her which [...]
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