Today is my birthday, just in case you forgot since last night’s post. Today I also took my State Tested Nurses Aide exam, and I swear it was one of these easiest tests ever. I can’t believe that were people taking it with me who had failed it twice already, then again not everyone is [...]
Posts Tagged ‘creepy old guys’
My Creepy Old Neighbor Is At It Again
Posted in Randomness, tagged 30th birthday, awkward boners, creepy old guys, humor, mr. rabies, people who are sexually aroused by mail, raccoons, terrible penis jokes, trashcan raccoon on December 7, 2011 | 4 Comments »
Never Trust A Man In A Skirt
Posted in Randomness, tagged crazy christian people, creepy old guys, goodwill, humor, love glove, men in skirts, pet grooming products, sean connery, sean connery can even look manly in a skirt, sean connery is always the exception, The Pacifier, things that look sexual that aren't, things with inappropriate names, Vin Diesel, vin diesel in a skirt on November 12, 2011 | 6 Comments »
Today I was out at a Goodwill store in the Youngstown, Ohio area. There was an elderly man walking around wearing a kilt. I have no idea why he was wearing a kilt because he didn’t appear to be Scottish and also appeared to be an overzealous christian. He kept cornering young females and asking [...]
Worst. Products. Ever.
Posted in Randomness, tagged 40 year old guys that live in their parent's basements, autopsy dolls, captain america hoodie, creepy old guys, entertainment, funny, humor, justin bieber, justin bieber singing toothbrush, penis slippers, random, randomness, senility, stupid, world of warcraft on September 18, 2011 | 5 Comments »
Today I went to Walgreens and something caught my eye that was just horrible and should never have been created. That item is the Justin Bieber Singing Toothbrush, it was being sold for the low low price of 9.99. It sings 2 of his “hit” songs apparently, not sure why you would want a tween [...]
The creepy old guy
Posted in Randomness, tagged creepy old guys, giant piggy bank, lazy cats, master of the universe, sexy queen of england, underwear stealing santa on August 16, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
There is this creepy old guy that lives in my apartment complex. I am not sure where he lives because I have seen him leaving an apartment on the floor below us with a basket of laundry. However he also seems to go in several other buildings as well. When we moved in he kept [...]
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