I have been thinking about what my house would look like if the Mrs. allowed me to decorate. She always shuts down my awesome decor ideas for our apartment, probably for good reason, but here is a list of things that I would buy for the house if I could. [...]
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If The Mrs. Actually Let Me Decorate…
Posted in Randomness, tagged Aldi's beer, awful decor ideas, bad ideas, candoms, dress up sasquatch magnets, drop your pants here doormat, entertainment, faring clocks, fart machine, farting household objects, friday the 13th, honey badger, honey badger door mat, humor, if I were allowed to decorate, life size cut out of Jason Vorhees, naked middle-aged people on pogo sticks, nudes having fun, nudes having fun wall calendar, poop soap, pooping lawn gnomes, poor decisions, random on May 19, 2012 | 4 Comments »
The Most Awesomest Movies Of All Time
Posted in Randomness, tagged army of darkness, bruce campbell, bulldogs, chainsaw hands, demolition man, entertainment, evil dead, face off, finding nemo, humor, john travolta, movie reviews, movies, nicholas cage, pirates, porn, sorority strip party, tom hanks, turner and hooch on November 11, 2011 | 5 Comments »
The Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn, Army of Darkness Why are these movies awesome? Bruce Campbell, Bruce Campbell with a chainsaw for an arm, and zombies! Notable mention: Bruce Campbell goes back to medieval times to fight his evil double who turns into a bunch of mini Bruce Campbells that he swallows [...]
So Apparently Animals In Formal Attire Is Popular
Posted in Randomness, tagged ascots, Cats, cocks that rock your socks, crazy cats, douchebags, entertainment, fancy cocks, funny, humor, monacle, random, randomness, sarah palin is a bitch, stupid cats, top hats on November 7, 2011 | 2 Comments »
I was on the internet today and I found a weird site called Turtles In Ascots which is exactly what it sounds like. I decided to Google Image Search to see if I could find other animals in formal wear. Here are the fruits of my labor: [...]
Top 10 Stupid Inventions
Posted in Randomness, tagged bear proof suit, butter stick, cell phone booth, chopstick fan, dumb inventions, entertainment, funny, humor, laziness, outdoor crib, phone fingers, portable sauna, shower hood, stupid, stupid inventions, top 10 list on September 28, 2011 | 6 Comments »
The stupidest inventions ever. 10. Chopstick Fan, it cools your noodles while you eat. It’s a cheap battery operated fan attached to a pair of chopsticks, brilliant! 9. Butter Stick, it’s like a giant glues stick but it’s butter. Is it that hard to butter your bread? Really? At least it would be better than [...]
Why “Hobo With A Shotgun” Is The Best Movie About A Homeless Man With A Shotgun
Posted in Randomness, tagged bad teeth, Blade Runner, cliche action movie prostitutes, entertainment, funny, gory movies, Hobo With A Shotgun, homeless celebrities, humor, movies, movies about a homeless guy with a shotgun, random, Rutger Hauer, Rutger Hauer has been homeless since the 80's, samurai bikers, shotguns, stupid on September 27, 2011 | 6 Comments »
Here are the reasons why “Hobo With A Shotgun” is the best movie ever made about a homeless man with a shotgun. 1. Rutger Hauer plays the hobo (he was the bad guy in Blade Runner) and he is awesome at playing a crazy homeless person, which might not be acting because I haven’t seen [...]
Even More Stupid Products
Posted in Randomness, tagged aqua man, batman, batman squirt gun, corn dog lip balm, entertainment, funny, horse underwear, humor, random, sperm candy, spider-man, stupid, stupid products, stupid toys, superman, superman love doll, the flash, toilet aquarium, twilight, twilight underwear, upper decker on September 20, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
I have come across even more stupid products to review, not sure if all of these are real or not but they’re pretty disturbing anyway. Twilight underwear. Not entirely sure whether they are for men or women, either way having Robert Pattinson’s face on your crotch is just awkward. However it would pair nicely with [...]
The Dingleberry Reviews Troll 2
Posted in Randomness, tagged bad acting, bad special effects, corn is sexy, entertainment, funny, goblins, humor, killed by popcorn, movies, OMG, pedophile grandfathers, peeing on the dinner table, people being turned into plants, random, troll, troll 2 on September 19, 2011 | 1 Comment »
One of my favorite bad movies of all time is Troll 2. It is one of those movies that are so bad that they are hilarious. First, there are two things you must know about this movie: 1. It has nothing to do with the movie “Troll” and was not made as a sequel to [...]
Worst. Products. Ever.
Posted in Randomness, tagged 40 year old guys that live in their parent's basements, autopsy dolls, captain america hoodie, creepy old guys, entertainment, funny, humor, justin bieber, justin bieber singing toothbrush, penis slippers, random, randomness, senility, stupid, world of warcraft on September 18, 2011 | 5 Comments »
Today I went to Walgreens and something caught my eye that was just horrible and should never have been created. That item is the Justin Bieber Singing Toothbrush, it was being sold for the low low price of 9.99. It sings 2 of his “hit” songs apparently, not sure why you would want a tween [...]
The Dingleberry Reviews Last Night’s Vampire Diaries
Posted in Randomness, tagged all vampires and werewolves are old navy models, bad acting, bad writing, dismemberment, dry humping, entertainment, humor, killing off cast members for no real reason then turning them into ghosts, pedophilia, random, the CW, The Vampire Diaries, TV, TV-14 sex on September 16, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
The 3rd season of The Vampire Diaries was on last night and it was a little disappointing. It showcased the best parts of the show but also the worst. For those of you who have never seen the show, it is about a girl named Elena who’s boyfriend is a vampire named Stefan. Anyway, last [...]
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