A few minutes ago, I went to Professor S the Magnificent’s house to pick up a fan because ours decided to quit working. A bro had just left his house at the same time I did and he had a ho with him, not sure if they are lovers or just “friends”. She was an [...]
Posts Tagged ‘fire lane’
Run in with a bro
Posted in Randomness, tagged anorexia, bad hair, bros, captain america, cheesy movies, fire lane, hos, kitchen sink deuce, orange skin, skanks, Syfy on July 22, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
More shopping cart madness
Posted in Randomness, tagged bros, cats with their heads on backwards, disrespecting the dead, dresser drawer, fire lane, fly paper, george foreman grill, idiots, random pieces of furniture in places they don't belong, shopping carts on July 14, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
Today I received another picture from the Squirrel Queen. It appears that another shopping cart has been abandoned near her house. This time it is across the street in front of her neighbor’s house. She also reports that the previous shopping cart is still lying in the ditch next to her house. What did the [...]
Bromosexuals part deux
Posted in Randomness, tagged animal sacrifice, decimated stuffed animals, fire lane, honda civic, mcdonalds, parking violations, stuffed frogs, warnings on July 5, 2011 | 1 Comment »
Today I decided to empty the recycle bins and they were even more disgusting as I had imagined. There was half eaten McDonalds, and a pillow with several pillow cases which seemed to be deteriorating. The recycle bins were wet with beer and reeking of death. Bro #1 was parked in the fire lane again [...]
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