Believe it or not, using toilet paper is not common practice around the globe. Ever wonder what other cultures do to clean themselves after they make poo? You know you have. Also keep in mind that just because someone lives in the United States does not mean that they do not follow the bathroom customs [...]
Posts Tagged ‘funny’
So Apparently Animals In Formal Attire Is Popular
Posted in Randomness, tagged ascots, Cats, cocks that rock your socks, crazy cats, douchebags, entertainment, fancy cocks, funny, humor, monacle, random, randomness, sarah palin is a bitch, stupid cats, top hats on November 7, 2011 | 2 Comments »
I was on the internet today and I found a weird site called Turtles In Ascots which is exactly what it sounds like. I decided to Google Image Search to see if I could find other animals in formal wear. Here are the fruits of my labor: [...]
Top 10 Stupid Inventions
Posted in Randomness, tagged bear proof suit, butter stick, cell phone booth, chopstick fan, dumb inventions, entertainment, funny, humor, laziness, outdoor crib, phone fingers, portable sauna, shower hood, stupid, stupid inventions, top 10 list on September 28, 2011 | 6 Comments »
The stupidest inventions ever. 10. Chopstick Fan, it cools your noodles while you eat. It’s a cheap battery operated fan attached to a pair of chopsticks, brilliant! 9. Butter Stick, it’s like a giant glues stick but it’s butter. Is it that hard to butter your bread? Really? At least it would be better than [...]
Why “Hobo With A Shotgun” Is The Best Movie About A Homeless Man With A Shotgun
Posted in Randomness, tagged bad teeth, Blade Runner, cliche action movie prostitutes, entertainment, funny, gory movies, Hobo With A Shotgun, homeless celebrities, humor, movies, movies about a homeless guy with a shotgun, random, Rutger Hauer, Rutger Hauer has been homeless since the 80's, samurai bikers, shotguns, stupid on September 27, 2011 | 6 Comments »
Here are the reasons why “Hobo With A Shotgun” is the best movie ever made about a homeless man with a shotgun. 1. Rutger Hauer plays the hobo (he was the bad guy in Blade Runner) and he is awesome at playing a crazy homeless person, which might not be acting because I haven’t seen [...]
The Dingleberry Reviews Last Night’s Vampire Diaries
Posted in Randomness, tagged being a dork, bleeding out of eye sockets, creepy parents, dungeons, fringe, funny, heroes, humor, jack coleman, random, stupid, supernatural, vampire diaries, vampire ghosts, vampire werewolf hybrids on September 23, 2011 | 2 Comments »
After last weeks disappointing season premiere I wasn’t expecting much from this week’s episode. However last nights episode was actually pretty good, it was very dark and there was little teen drama. Although I was mainly excited because Jack Coleman joined the cast (he played HRG on Heroes) and he’s back to being a creepy [...]
My Neighbor Is Really Creepy
Posted in Randomness, tagged alternate dimensions, creepy old guy, fringe, funny, hairless old men, humor, nosy people, observers, odd behavior, perverts, random, stealing underpants, stop picturing me naked, strange, time travel, wearing scrubs for no apparent reason on September 22, 2011 | 1 Comment »
There is a creepy old guy that lives in my building, I have blogged about him before. He is always wondering around the parking lot aimlessly and going into other apartment buildings that he doesn’t live in for reasons unknown. Today when I got home from work he was standing inside the entrance to my [...]
College Kids Are Suicidal, Netflix Has Gone Crazy
Posted in Randomness, tagged awful marketing decisions, bros, college students running in front of cars, funny, hipsters, humor, jaywalking, male camel toe, nestle quick rabbit, netflix, no regard for personal safety, qwikster, random, slogans from 1988, soccer moms on September 21, 2011 | 4 Comments »
Today I drove the Mrs. to class, I almost forgot how crazy it is driving around the campus. People just run out into the middle of the street without even looking. I was driving down a State Route going 35 MPH and a bunch of bros come running out in the street, I almost ran [...]
Even More Stupid Products
Posted in Randomness, tagged aqua man, batman, batman squirt gun, corn dog lip balm, entertainment, funny, horse underwear, humor, random, sperm candy, spider-man, stupid, stupid products, stupid toys, superman, superman love doll, the flash, toilet aquarium, twilight, twilight underwear, upper decker on September 20, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
I have come across even more stupid products to review, not sure if all of these are real or not but they’re pretty disturbing anyway. Twilight underwear. Not entirely sure whether they are for men or women, either way having Robert Pattinson’s face on your crotch is just awkward. However it would pair nicely with [...]
The Dingleberry Reviews Troll 2
Posted in Randomness, tagged bad acting, bad special effects, corn is sexy, entertainment, funny, goblins, humor, killed by popcorn, movies, OMG, pedophile grandfathers, peeing on the dinner table, people being turned into plants, random, troll, troll 2 on September 19, 2011 | 1 Comment »
One of my favorite bad movies of all time is Troll 2. It is one of those movies that are so bad that they are hilarious. First, there are two things you must know about this movie: 1. It has nothing to do with the movie “Troll” and was not made as a sequel to [...]
Worst. Products. Ever.
Posted in Randomness, tagged 40 year old guys that live in their parent's basements, autopsy dolls, captain america hoodie, creepy old guys, entertainment, funny, humor, justin bieber, justin bieber singing toothbrush, penis slippers, random, randomness, senility, stupid, world of warcraft on September 18, 2011 | 5 Comments »
Today I went to Walgreens and something caught my eye that was just horrible and should never have been created. That item is the Justin Bieber Singing Toothbrush, it was being sold for the low low price of 9.99. It sings 2 of his “hit” songs apparently, not sure why you would want a tween [...]