These Pictures Don’t Make Any Sense, I Will Attempt To Explain Them

I basically just google searched for a bunch of random weird ass pictures that don’t make sense, here’s the best of what I found. I am pretty clueless about what’s going on in them but I will use my creative genius to explain the meaning behind them.

This is apparently how aliens celebrate Thanksgiving, I wonder how they decide who gets to eat the anus. Aliens love anuses, at least according to that guy with the weird hair on the History Channel.

 

"Aliens are obsessed with anuses". See I told you!

 

When Spider-Man isn't busy fighting crime or battling his own angst, he enjoys riding ostriches in front of Mexicans.

 

Banana Man finds his missing children in the cereal section of Wal-Mart.

 

This is some kind of Japanese product named Panda, it comes in a can and has a panda and what appears to be a giant furry panda testicle in front of it. My only guess is that this company sells canned panda testicles, I bet they are delicious.

 

I can understand the full body tattoo and the wings, furry angel-wing bra is a little weird. Furry angel-wing pubic hair? I don't remember reading about that in the bible, awesome nevertheless.

 

I never understood professionally done pregnancy pictures, especially when they are done topless. I guess it is so you can send out greeting cards to your parents that say not only am I white-trash, I'm knocked-up white-trash.

 

I just wonder how much they had to pay the photographer after they introduced themselves as nudist cat-enthusiasts.

 

Girly drinks give me a boner, oddly enough so does wearing girly shorts and having girly man-boobs.

 

Someone is obviously a big fan of Little Red Riding Hood, bestiality, panties, and the other 10,000 things that are wrong about this painting.

 

This clearly shows the artist is into BDSM and can't draw men's faces. They may also have a thing for secretaries.

 

That is either a tail or this is the least subtle transvestite of all time.

 

Shao Kahn from Mortal Kombat has really let himself go.

 

To be fair,this outfit would look unflattering on anybody, this dude totally needs some pants in the next game.

 

Paul Rudd couldn't get Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, and Jason Segel to pose nude with him so he bought them a bunch of nude-colored bodysuits.