I had today off work and it was a good day to be lazy. I haven’t driven my rental car since Thursday since it was covered with snow but luckily it warmed up enough today that all the snow melted off of it and now I don’t have to clear it off to drive it [...]
Posts Tagged ‘laziness’
Laziness At It’s Finest
Posted in Randomness, tagged breakfast pizza, generic diet pop, grand theft auto IV, humor, illegal immigrants, laziness, O'Charleys, online classes, prostitution, randomness, shooting cops in the face, waiting for the snow to melt off of your car until you drive it, wasting time, xbox 360 on January 16, 2012 | Leave a Comment »
Top 10 Stupid Inventions
Posted in Randomness, tagged bear proof suit, butter stick, cell phone booth, chopstick fan, dumb inventions, entertainment, funny, humor, laziness, outdoor crib, phone fingers, portable sauna, shower hood, stupid, stupid inventions, top 10 list on September 28, 2011 | 6 Comments »
The stupidest inventions ever. 10. Chopstick Fan, it cools your noodles while you eat. It’s a cheap battery operated fan attached to a pair of chopsticks, brilliant! 9. Butter Stick, it’s like a giant glues stick but it’s butter. Is it that hard to butter your bread? Really? At least it would be better than [...]
My cat is possessed
Posted in Randomness, tagged animals without jobs, Cats, cats with bow ties, death threats, demonic possession, exorcism, freeloaders, laziness, pica, pretending to be dead on July 13, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
Yesterday my cat Rowan aka the dingleberry was sleeping on the bed and his head was on backwards. Visual evidence below. I think he may need an exorcism. He has been staring at the Mrs. and I lately giving us the evil eye. He may have the devil inside of him, it is probably living [...]