Went out by the mall the other day and went into Ambiance and saw some of the most weirdest/awesome things for “lovers”. Bondage Bed sheets They are bed sheets with restraints attached. Those bed sheets would be really difficult to wash, and you would probably have to wash them frequently. But, most importantly, WTF is [...]
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Most Disturbing X Rated Products
Posted in Randomness, tagged ambiance, bilbo baggins, bondage bed sheets, dildo baggins, disturbing x rated products, dollar tree pregnancy test, fleshlight, humor, humping furniture, lord of the rings, penis head band, penis ice sculpture, penis water bottle, welfare, x rated products on October 10, 2011 | 2 Comments »
Attack of the pugs
Posted in Randomness, tagged gollum, irrational fears, lord of the rings, pugs, pugs in silly costumes, stupid animal behavior, stupid cats on August 22, 2011 | 2 Comments »
Yesterday I went to my nephew’s baptism in Columbus. The Mrs. left from there to go to West Virginia to vacation with her family for the week. My parents, Squirrel Queen and Sleeping Jesus drove me home along with their pug Mimi who molested me with her tongue the majority of the car ride home. [...]
The big move
Posted in Randomness, tagged apartment rules, captain america, cats biting off people's wieners, crazy cats, dingleberries, gollum, lord of the rings, man-dates, mexican food, moving, swimming cats on July 26, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
Finished getting everything packed and moved out Monday morning with help from the Mrs., Professor S the Magnificent, and Swedish Falcon. We locked Rowan aka the dingleberry in the bathroom while we moved. He was very angry from being locked up and screamed the entire time. Jam Master J then came over with the Italian [...]
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