I have been meaning to post about this all month but I have been too lazy to and the month is almost over so I figured I should probably do this. May is the official masturbation month for some reason. I have no idea why, except maybe that it is the 5th month and the [...]
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May Is National Masturbation Month: Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap
Posted in Randomness, tagged astroglide, chaffing, excessive use of lotion, fap fap fap, harry potter fap fap fap, harry potter masturbating, humor, masturbate-a-thon, masturbation and bacon, may is masturbation month, national masturbation month, random on May 25, 2012 | 2 Comments »
The Akron Zips Promote BDSM, Kids Are Evil
Posted in Randomness, tagged Akron Zips, bdsm kangaroos, captain bondage kangaroo, humor, inflatable animal mascot bdsm, Kent State Golden Flashes, kids are bastards, kids are evil, nipple clamps, nipple restraints, random, some people should not be allowed to procreate, useless masters degrees, volunteering for charity, what the fuck is a zip on May 21, 2012 | 2 Comments »
Last week The Mrs. talked me into volunteering at a college baseball game for her work/charity. It was a game between the Akron Zips and the Kent State Golden Flashes. Here are some pictures of Akron University’s inflatable mascot, it is supposed to be a kangaroo, I guess zips are kangaroos? As you can clearly [...]
If The Mrs. Actually Let Me Decorate…
Posted in Randomness, tagged Aldi's beer, awful decor ideas, bad ideas, candoms, dress up sasquatch magnets, drop your pants here doormat, entertainment, faring clocks, fart machine, farting household objects, friday the 13th, honey badger, honey badger door mat, humor, if I were allowed to decorate, life size cut out of Jason Vorhees, naked middle-aged people on pogo sticks, nudes having fun, nudes having fun wall calendar, poop soap, pooping lawn gnomes, poor decisions, random on May 19, 2012 | 4 Comments »
I have been thinking about what my house would look like if the Mrs. allowed me to decorate. She always shuts down my awesome decor ideas for our apartment, probably for good reason, but here is a list of things that I would buy for the house if I could. [...]
Fancy Cat Beds For Spoiled Freeloading Cats
Posted in Randomness, tagged Cats, cats are freeloading bastards, cats eating flowers then getting the squirts, fancy cat beds, gay cats, humor, i love my gay cat, pink Malibu dream car cat bed, pink teacup princess cat bed, random, spoiled cats on May 16, 2012 | 5 Comments »
Now I thought that I was lame for buying my cat a pet bed that matched the comforter on my bed, but then I looked around for some fancier beds on the internet and now I don’t feel so bad. Unfortunately his luxurious cat bed looks like a steaming pile of feces next to [...]
Remember Pogs?
Posted in Randomness, tagged alf pogs, bane terrorizing a cripple, Dr. Marvin Monroe, Dr. Strange, hispanic looking punisher, humor, lockjaw pogs, pogs, power rangers pogs, random, randomness, Robin the hairdresser, simpsons pogs, transvestite poison ivy on May 11, 2012 | 2 Comments »
Do you remember Pogs? Did you ever own Pogs? They were very popular in the early 1990′s and I have no idea why. They were cardboard and metal milk bottle tops that had famous TV show and cartoon characters on them. Kids were supposed to collect them and there was some kind of game they [...]
Monkeys With Guns
Posted in Randomness, tagged cute meme, humor, JFK was assassinated by monkeys, monkey feces, monkeys on leashes holding guns, monkeys with guns, random, reservoir dogs, the monkey with the golden gun on May 7, 2012 | 1 Comment »
I think I have pretty much exhausted the internet’s “cats with guns” pictures so now it’s time to start with my second favorite animal holding firearms. Now time for some monkeys with guns, bitches!
Welcome To Litterdome, Bitch
Posted in Randomness, tagged bionaire odor grabber litterbox, cat feces, cat poop, Cats, cheesy austrailian post-apocalyptic action movies from the 80's, humor, litter robot, litterbox with stairs, litterboxes, litterdome, mad max beyond thunderdome, mel gibson, morbidly obese cats, petsmart, pointless usage of the word bitch, random, tina turner on May 2, 2012 | 1 Comment »
The Mrs. and I went to Petsmart again to look at the morbidly obese cats and to get a new litterbox. We had one of those self cleaning litterboxes for a couple years but it was impossible to clean the fecal remnants out of which were jamming up the inner workings so we decided to [...]
Fat Cats
Posted in Randomness, tagged cats that are probably dead now, cats with weight issues, fat cats, humor, lazy cats, obese cats, random, skeletor, worlds fattest cat on April 29, 2012 | 2 Comments »
Here are some fat cats to close out your Sunday evening. These cats are freaking huge! I just want to hug them all and use them as giant pillows. Notice how 5 of these cats are orange? And my orange cat looks like freaking Skeletor! I could [...]
Eye See You!
Posted in Randomness, tagged bad puns, cotton candy pop rocks, creepy eye pictures, eye doctors, glaucoma, humor, pictures of the insides of eyeballs, pop rocks are poor man's crack, random, turning into a senior citizen on April 28, 2012 | 3 Comments »
Today I went to the eye doctors. Unfortunately, I had to get new glasses even though I just got new glasses last year. My eyes have gotten even worse, I feel like I’m 80. I also had to get the pressure checked in my eyes which meant that they had to put numbing drops in [...]
Thedingleberry Reviews Awful Movies: Snoop Dogg’s Hood of Horrors
Posted in Randomness, tagged $5 movies that are overpriced, awful movies, Billy Dee Williams, Brande Roderick, Danny Trejo, Diamond Dallas Page, dog eating intestines, Ernie Hudson, getting disembowled by a vacuum cleaner, getting impaled with a 40, humor, midget pimp, movie reviews, movies that aren't worth the $5 you paid for them, poor acting, projectile vomiting midgets, random, slutty vampires, snoop dogg, Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horrors on April 27, 2012 | 2 Comments »
As promised, it is time for thedingleberry.net’s review Snoop Dogg’s Hood of Horrors. This is a gem from 2006 that seems to have fallen under my radar until I found it in the $5 bin yesterday, and as I was quite aware at the time, this DVD was horribly overpriced. This movie was so mind-numbingly [...]
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