Yesterday, I caught my cat scooting his butt across the floor like a dog does. I have seen him do this before but he usually had dingleberries, this time he was doing it for no apparent reason or he was getting some kind of pleasure from rubbing his nether regions on the carpet. I did [...]
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Why Do Cats Scoot Their Butts Across The Floor? And Cats In Awkward Positions
Posted in Randomness, tagged randomness, humor, ceiling cat, cats in awkward positions, cats scooting their butts on the floor, cats scooting their butts on the carpet, sleepy kitty, cat and pug caught in the act, cat in sink, cat pretending to be a corpse, cats doing it missionary style, cat caught masturbating, hairdresser robin pog, you don't say nicholas cage meme, odd search results on May 12, 2012 | 4 Comments »
Remember Pogs?
Posted in Randomness, tagged alf pogs, bane terrorizing a cripple, Dr. Marvin Monroe, Dr. Strange, hispanic looking punisher, humor, lockjaw pogs, pogs, power rangers pogs, random, randomness, Robin the hairdresser, simpsons pogs, transvestite poison ivy on May 11, 2012 | 2 Comments »
Do you remember Pogs? Did you ever own Pogs? They were very popular in the early 1990′s and I have no idea why. They were cardboard and metal milk bottle tops that had famous TV show and cartoon characters on them. Kids were supposed to collect them and there was some kind of game they [...]
Rams Are Assholes. You don’t say!
Posted in Randomness, tagged baboons, Beelzebub, camels, dandelion everything, dandelion food, dandelions as laxatives, humor, llamas, Nicholas Cage impressions, rams, rams are assholes, rams are dicks, randomness, you don't say on May 6, 2012 | Leave a Comment »
The Mrs. and I went out to Amish Country for our 5th Wedding Anniversary. We went to a dandelion festival where everything was made out of dandelions. I had dandelion ice cream, dandelion sausage, dandelion sangria, and dandelion syrup. Apparently dandelions are a good laxative, you can draw your own conclusion from that. After that [...]
Viking Cats
Posted in Randomness, tagged cat pictures, cats in viking outfits, derp, hipster viking cat, humor, immigrant song, Led Zeppelin, poop jokes, randomness, thor cat, viking cats, viking kittens on May 3, 2012 | 1 Comment »
Here is a post full of pictures of cats with viking outfits on because if there’s one thing there isn’t enough of on the internet, it’s pictures of cats with random shit on them. And Finally…Viking Pug Oh and one more thing, the original Viking Kittens video! [...]
A Local Radio Station Is Having A Contest And The Winner Gets To Play Blackjack With Nickelback. Can You Choose Suicide Instead?
Posted in Randomness, tagged randomness, Nickelback sucks, random, humor, Nickelback, blackjack with Nickelback, Chad Kroeger is a doucebag, I would rather commit suicide than attend a nickelback concert, the trials and tribulations of being a douchebag, hipster cat meme, I have lost all faith in humanity, awful music, nickelback is like cheese pizza and vanilla ice cream on April 19, 2012 | 1 Comment »
100.7 WMMS in Cleveland is having a contest where you win a trip to Vegas to watch Nickelback in concert plus they give you $5,000 to play blackjack with the band afterwards. I would be fine with a trip to Vegas but it sucks that you would be forced to attend a god-awful concert and [...]
Top Reasons Against Setting A Person On Fire, and Top Reason For Setting A Person On Fire
Posted in Randomness, tagged humor, pink floyd, Pink Floyd wish you were here album cover, random, randomness, the pros and cons of setting someone on fire, top 10 reasons for setting someone on fire, top 10 reasons not to set someone on fire, wish you were here, you can't get the smell of burnt flesh out of your clothes no matter how hard you try on April 18, 2012 | Leave a Comment »
Have you ever really wanted to set someone on fire? Have you ever needed to compare the pros and cons of setting a person on fire? Let me help you out with that. Top 10 reasons not to set someone on fire: 10. It’s illegal 9. It’s murder, or attempted murder 8. You will probably [...]
My Cat Is A Creep
Posted in Randomness, tagged cats videotaping you while you're sleeping, cats watching you bathe, cats watching you bathe naked, cats watching you poop, creepy cats, humor, my cat is a creep, my cat is on drugs, random, randomness, santa claus on the toilet, santa claus pooping on April 16, 2012 | 1 Comment »
When I was going out this afternoon I looked back at my apartment window to see this staring back at me… My cat has a massive staring problem, it’s even worse than his dingleberry problem. He is always watching me and the Mrs. when we are taking baths and on the toilet. Sometimes he even [...]
Tormenting Cats Is Fun
Posted in Randomness, tagged cat in a hamper, cat pictures, contemptuous cats, edward lear, humor, randomness, ruining classic kids poems, the owl and the pussycat, tormenting cats on April 13, 2012 | 2 Comments »
Today my cat kept trying to get into the clothes hamper while the Mrs. was trying to take a bath. He kept scratching at it with his non-existent claws and peeking over the side even though it was too high for him to jump into. So I did what any other sadistic asshole would do, [...]
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