Been sick the last week, too sick to even blog. I got Hand, Foot and Mouth Disease somehow which is something usually only kids get and apparently if you get it when you’re an adult it practically kills you. I guess that the virus was going by maturity and not actual age. It can cause [...]
Posts Tagged ‘stupid cats’
Finally Don’t Feel Like I’m Dying Anymore
Posted in Randomness, tagged being sick, drowning in your own saliva, encephalitis, giant lazy cats, hand foot and mouth disease, huge cats, humor, immaturity, randomness, stupid cats on April 1, 2012 | 2 Comments »
I Have An Evil Female Doppelganger Who Is Stealing My Pills (No, I am not 80)
Posted in Randomness, tagged arts and sciences graduates from Kent State make minimum wage, CVS, CVS pharmacy techs are idiots, evil doppelgangers, evil doubles from alternate dimensions, fringe, fringe is the weirdest show ever, humor, leonard nimoy is a badass, pill stealing, randomness, spock, stupid cats, you have a double in an alternate universe who is your polar opposite but basically has the same job unless you're insane on March 5, 2012 | 1 Comment »
True story and I am 98.8% not senile… I went to CVS yesterday to pick up one of my prescriptions because their stupid robot message had called me about 40 times to let me know that it was ready to be picked up. When I went in to pick up my pills the CVS pharmacy [...]
New Torture Device For Cats
Posted in Randomness, tagged Aikiou slow feeder, angry kittens, cats that are too stupid for interactive food bowls, humor, interactive feeder for cats, plant eating fetish, random, starving cats, stupid cats, stupid inventions, torture devices for cats, torturing cats, wheat grass on February 25, 2012 | 2 Comments »
There is a website called www.fab.com and it has the most awesome cat food dish I have ever seen. It is an interactive cat feeding station that has a series of tubes that you hide it’s food in and it has to use it’s brain and it’s paws in order to eat. I don’t know [...]
People Are Stupid
Posted in Randomness, tagged cats forgetting that they hate water, cats spitting out their pills because they're punks, fast food restaurants are full of idiots, humor, liquid cat medicine, masturbating tarzan, McDonalds drive thru playset, mcdonalds employs morons who probably have masters degrees, stupid cats, stupid people, stupid products, web-shooter phone holder on January 9, 2012 | 3 Comments »
You ever have those days where you are just fed up with people’s stupidity? I know I do a lot of stupid stuff, but how can people be so incompetent when designing products and running business in general? Here’s a bunch of pictures dedicated to the stupidity of 90% of the general population: I [...]
What I’ve Done The Passed Two Days, Including Weird People At The Gym and Gross Toilets
Posted in Randomness, tagged 3XL men in XL tank tops, cats that chew on Christmas trees, fanny packs, gross bathrooms, humor, men in short shorts, people at the gym, stupid cats, TJ Max, who the fuck wears fanny packs in 2011? on December 3, 2011 | 2 Comments »
Yesterday I went to the gym and watched Bumble Bee open presents, then went to a birthday party where there was lots of good food and a bunny. Didn’t blog last night because I went to bed early and it was too hard to type while wearing a Slanket (it’s a generic Snuggie). Anyway, I [...]
Cats Have Mental Problems And Need To Be Locked Up In Padded Cells
Posted in Randomness, tagged cats eating christmas trees, cats eating electrical cords, cats talking on the phone with their butts, cats that can't read, humor, my cat got an erection watching me bathe, neutered cats getting erections, stupid cat behavior, stupid cats on November 29, 2011 | 3 Comments »
The other day I put up the Christmas tree and the dingleberry has been busy molesting it ever since. He spends 85% of his day hanging around the tree and laying underneath it pretending to sleep with his eyes open. He also keeps licking the tree and trying to eat the branches, it is a [...]
It’s Thanksgiving And I Am About To Go Into A Food Coma
Posted in Randomness, tagged awesome dinners, awesome in-laws, cats with pica, humor, my cat is too retarded to realize that turkey is food, pumpkin pie, stupid cats, thanksgiving on November 24, 2011 | 3 Comments »
I just got back from my in-law’s house and I must say that it was a mighty fine dinner indeed. You could definitely say that I got my grub on. I had 2 servings of turkey, mashed potatoes with gravy, green bean casserole, stuffing, biscuits, and cranberry sauce. It was all delicious and then it [...]
So Apparently Animals In Formal Attire Is Popular
Posted in Randomness, tagged ascots, Cats, cocks that rock your socks, crazy cats, douchebags, entertainment, fancy cocks, funny, humor, monacle, random, randomness, sarah palin is a bitch, stupid cats, top hats on November 7, 2011 | 2 Comments »
I was on the internet today and I found a weird site called Turtles In Ascots which is exactly what it sounds like. I decided to Google Image Search to see if I could find other animals in formal wear. Here are the fruits of my labor: [...]
More Stupid Cats In Stupid Costumes
Posted in Randomness, tagged baby pug, cat fashion show, cat party, catnip, Cats, cats in stupid costumes, cats that are going to murder their owners, darth vader cat, humor, miserable cats, star wars cat, stupid cats, yoda cat on October 12, 2011 | 1 Comment »
I know I just posted cats in costumes a couple days ago. You think I’m running out of blog ideas? You know what? Shut up. Here’s some cats: I can’t tell if he’s trying to make me look gangsta or like a kid from “A Christmas Story”. Either way he failed miserably Not only did [...]
Cat guided missiles
Posted in Randomness, tagged cat guided missiles, cats afraid of vacuums, chocolate pudding pie, couscous, history channel, lamb burgers, stupid cats, unconscious cats, weird warfare on September 5, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
Today the Mrs. and I were running the vacuum and our cat, Rowan, aka the dingleberry ran from it as usual because he is a baby and afraid of the vacuum. He thinks it is some kind of monster that is going to cut him open and suck out his intestines. He ran and hid [...]
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